A tee that behaves like an heirloom — only friendlier.

If you have ever nodded along in a meeting while thinking about literally anything else, this one was made at you. The line stacks like a workplace poster that got left in a drawer too long and came back wrong: YOUR LANE IS CLEARLY MARKED, it announces, in block capitals so confident they barely need the exclamation mark they're avoiding.

Wearing it says you have clocked the tone of every corporate mission statement you've ever half-read, and you find it funnier than infuriating. It is the shirt for the person who answers 'stay in your lane' with a straight face and a raised eyebrow. Two words, CLEARLY and FOR YOU, are set in a hatched line-fill instead of solid ink, which does the same work as a raised eyebrow mid-sentence, a visual smirk buried in the layout. People who read corporate copy for a living will clock it in half a second. Everyone else will just laugh at the size of the type.

If sincere affirmations are more your speed, this one is not it, go looking for calm or earnest instead, before it starts marking your lane too. Still here? Good. The Red is acid lime rather than forest, so it sits close to yellow and holds up next to charcoal joggers, raw denim, or stone chinos without going muddy. The print itself is water-based DTG, cured low so the crisp block edges stay crisp instead of cracking at the fold lines after a wash.

Give it a few outings and it becomes the shirt you reach for on the day someone needs to be gently reminded their lane comment landed. You will start noticing who laughs immediately and who needs a second to get it, which turns out to be useful information. Pick your size above.

• Fabric
  100% ring-spun combed cotton, single jersey knit
• Weight
  210 GSM — mid-weight with structured drape
• Fit
  Classic regular fit; runs true to size with a generous shoulder
• Print
  Water-based direct-to-garment, cured at low temperature
• Neckline
  Ribbed crew, reinforced with double-needle stitching
• Origin
  Fabric sourced in North Carolina; printed in the USA
• Certification
  OEKO-TEX Standard 100 inks and dyes