A tee that behaves like an heirloom — only friendlier.

Somebody in your life has heard "I'm just being honest" from you enough times that they should probably get a warning label first. This shirt gives them one. It borrows the format of a movie rating card, stamps WARNING across the chest in Purple big enough to read from the driveway, and files the fine print underneath: truth telling villain, not a sugar coated hero, discretion advised.

Wearing it is less a fashion statement than a disclosure form. It tells a room, before you've opened your mouth, that you say the thing everyone else is thinking and holding back. People who already know that about you will laugh and nod. People who don't will find out within the hour, which is sort of the point. The little R-rating box at the bottom does the rest of the work: strong chance of real talk, no refunds.

If you'd rather let things go unsaid, put this one back and go find something calmer or diplomatic instead, before it starts answering questions nobody asked. The Purple is printed the way a warning label should be, flat and unapologetic, with clean white type stacked underneath so it reads at a glance rather than a squint. It's cured low so the ink stays part of the shirt instead of sitting on top of it like a sticker.

Give it a few outings and people stop being surprised when you say the quiet part out loud. That's the shirt doing its job. Pick your size above.

• Fabric
  100% ring-spun combed cotton, single jersey knit
• Weight
  210 GSM — mid-weight with structured drape
• Fit
  Classic regular fit; runs true to size with a generous shoulder
• Print
  Water-based direct-to-garment, cured at low temperature
• Neckline
  Ribbed crew, reinforced with double-needle stitching
• Origin
  Fabric sourced in North Carolina; printed in the USA
• Certification
  OEKO-TEX Standard 100 inks and dyes