A tee that behaves like an heirloom — only friendlier.

Somebody printed a warning sign and made it a shirt. If you have ever been told, calmly and in writing, to mind your own business, this one already knows you.

The line reads like it was lifted from a memo nobody asked to receive: your lane is clearly marked, so stay in it. It is deadpan, a little smug, and built for the person who enjoys handing that energy right back to whoever needs it. Two words break from the red into a crosshatched negative-space panel, which reads as a poster pulled off a wall rather than a t-shirt slogan, and that's the part that makes strangers do a double-take before they laugh. It is not a joke that explains itself twice. Either you clock the tone instantly or you keep walking, and both reactions are the point.

The layered paper-cut lettering is set with real drop shadows, so the type reads as sculpted rather than flat from across a room. Signal red sits opposite green on the wheel, which is why it holds up so well against a forest green jacket, black denim, or plain stone chinos instead of fighting them. The ink is water-based and cured low, so the hard edges of the cut-paper effect stay crisp wash after wash instead of cracking into a script mistake.

Wear it a few times and you will notice you stop explaining the joke to people who don't get it right away. That's fine. The shirt was never trying to be for everyone. Pick your size above.

• Fabric
  100% ring-spun combed cotton, single jersey knit
• Weight
  210 GSM — mid-weight with structured drape
• Fit
  Classic regular fit; runs true to size with a generous shoulder
• Print
  Water-based direct-to-garment, cured at low temperature
• Neckline
  Ribbed crew, reinforced with double-needle stitching
• Origin
  Fabric sourced in North Carolina; printed in the USA
• Certification
  OEKO-TEX Standard 100 inks and dyes