A tee that behaves like an heirloom — only friendlier.

Some people say "nailed it" quietly. Some people need the shirt. If you've ever finished something you were sure would go sideways and felt the need to announce it, this one was made for that exact moment.

The lettering drips like a slasher poster, red ink torn and splattered as if it barely survived getting printed, and a single silver nail runs straight through the word like it's holding the sentence together by force. It's a joke told in the voice of a horror movie, which is a funnier way to brag than saying it plainly. Wear it after you fix the thing nobody else could, or ironically after you very much did not nail it, and let people sort out which one applies.

The red is loud on purpose, printed to hold its saturation instead of fading into pink after a few washes. It sits opposite green on the wheel, which is why it looks sharp against a forest green jacket, black denim, or plain stone chinos rather than fighting them. The nail itself is rendered in fine crosshatch, enough detail that people lean in to check it's not stitched on.

Give it a few wears and it becomes the shirt you reach for specifically because you know someone's going to ask what happened. Pick your size above.

• Fabric
  100% ring-spun combed cotton, single jersey knit
• Weight
  210 GSM — mid-weight with structured drape
• Fit
  Classic regular fit; runs true to size with a generous shoulder
• Print
  Water-based direct-to-garment, cured at low temperature
• Neckline
  Ribbed crew, reinforced with double-needle stitching
• Origin
  Fabric sourced in North Carolina; printed in the USA
• Certification
  OEKO-TEX Standard 100 inks and dyes