A tee that behaves like an heirloom — only friendlier.

Somebody is going to ask you for something today. A favor, an opinion, a ride, a minute of your time you don't have. This shirt has already answered.

DON'T, stacked in heavy condensed caps, red on grey, no punctuation problem it can't solve. It isn't rude exactly. It's closer to a house rule stenciled on a locker door: flat, final, not up for discussion. People who like their objections pre-loaded will get it instantly. People who ask twice anyway will get the shirt's whole personality in about a second and a half, which tends to be enough.

If you're the type who softens a no into a paragraph, put this one back and go look for something in the polite or gentle range instead, before it starts answering for you at dinner. Still reading? Good. The red pairs sharp next to black, camel, or cream without asking for help. The ink is water-based DTG, cured low, so the block lettering flexes with the cotton instead of cracking at the corners of the D and the T.

Give it a few wears and you'll notice you've stopped explaining yourself in situations where the shirt already did. Pick your size above.

• Fabric
  100% ring-spun combed cotton, single jersey knit
• Weight
  210 GSM — mid-weight with structured drape
• Fit
  Classic regular fit; runs true to size with a generous shoulder
• Print
  Water-based direct-to-garment, cured at low temperature
• Neckline
  Ribbed crew, reinforced with double-needle stitching
• Origin
  Fabric sourced in North Carolina; printed in the USA
• Certification
  OEKO-TEX Standard 100 inks and dyes