A tee that behaves like an heirloom — only friendlier.

Somebody is going to look at this shirt, then look at you, then look back at the shirt. That's the whole transaction. Two closed eyes, lashes fanned out like a bad decision you don't regret, and a mouth that's clearly got something to say but isn't saying it yet. If you've ever answered a dumb question with a slow blink instead of words, this was drawn with you in mind.

It reads as flirtation and a little bit of nothing-to-see-here, which is a strong combination for a t-shirt. The eyes are shut, so nobody's watching, and the lips are red enough to be doing all the talking anyway. It's a face that's decided to let the room do the guessing. Wear it to something you're only half invested in and let the shirt carry the other half.

If deadpan isn't your speed, go find something loud or literal instead, before this one winks at someone over your shoulder. Still here? Good. The red is printed clean and flat, cured low so the edges of the lips stay crisp instead of cracking after a few washes, and it sits opposite green on the color wheel, which is why it looks right next to a forest green jacket or plain black denim instead of fighting them.

Give it a few wears and it stops being a graphic and starts being your resting face on laundry day. Pick your size above.

• Fabric
  100% ring-spun combed cotton, single jersey knit
• Weight
  210 GSM — mid-weight with structured drape
• Fit
  Classic regular fit; runs true to size with a generous shoulder
• Print
  Water-based direct-to-garment, cured at low temperature
• Neckline
  Ribbed crew, reinforced with double-needle stitching
• Origin
  Fabric sourced in North Carolina; printed in the USA
• Certification
  OEKO-TEX Standard 100 inks and dyes