A tee that behaves like an heirloom — only friendlier.

Somebody made a poster, tore it in half, and taped the pieces back together slightly wrong, and that is exactly the point. NO in cracked Purple block caps, a strip of ripped white paper, then TIME FOR HATERS in distressed grey with a Purple script "for" cutting through the middle like it got added last and meant it most.

This is not a shirt for people who quietly disagree with someone. It is for the ones who have already said it out loud, in those words, more than once this month. Wearing it announces you have run out of patience for a specific kind of person and are no longer being subtle about it. It reads as a dare at a party and as a mood on a bad commute, and either way it does the talking so you do not have to. People who share the sentiment will grin. People who do not will find somewhere else to stand.

If your energy runs quieter than this, save it for a different shelf, because this one is going to argue with your outfit. Purple like this sits hardest against forest green, black denim, or plain stone chinos, letting the poster stay the loudest object in the room instead of fighting a busy print. The distressed layers are printed with water-based ink cured low, so the cracks and speckle move with the cotton instead of sitting on top as a stiff patch you can feel from across the room.

Wear it enough times and it stops being a joke shirt and starts being information, which cuts down considerably on small talk with the wrong people. Pick your size above.

• Fabric
  100% ring-spun combed cotton, single jersey knit
• Weight
  210 GSM — mid-weight with structured drape
• Fit
  Classic regular fit; runs true to size with a generous shoulder
• Print
  Water-based direct-to-garment, cured at low temperature
• Neckline
  Ribbed crew, reinforced with double-needle stitching
• Origin
  Fabric sourced in North Carolina; printed in the USA
• Certification
  OEKO-TEX Standard 100 inks and dyes