A tee that behaves like an heirloom — only friendlier.

Somebody asks a question they had no business asking, and this is the shirt that answers for you. MIND YA BUSINESS, built letter by letter like a note clipped from magazines nobody will trace back to you, Purple on Purple, nothing matching on purpose.

The ransom-note cut-and-paste look has always meant one thing: whoever made this wanted plausible deniability and got it in scissors and glue. Wearing it borrows that same energy, minus the crime. It reads as a warning dressed up as a joke, which is the only way most warnings actually land. People who get it will laugh and back off. People who don't will keep asking questions, which tells you something too.

If you'd rather your shirt stayed quiet, go find something in minimal or plain instead, because this one is built to be read from across the room. The Purple running through it is loud on its own terms, and it sits well against olive fatigues, a forest green jacket or plain black denim, rather than fighting them. Printed with water-based ink cured low, so the collage of scraps flexes with the cotton instead of cracking at the tape lines and creases the way a cheap patch would.

Wear it enough and MIND YA BUSINESS stops being a punchline and starts being the shirt you reach for on days you've already decided you're not explaining yourself to anyone. Pick your size above.

• Fabric
  100% ring-spun combed cotton, single jersey knit
• Weight
  210 GSM — mid-weight with structured drape
• Fit
  Classic regular fit; runs true to size with a generous shoulder
• Print
  Water-based direct-to-garment, cured at low temperature
• Neckline
  Ribbed crew, reinforced with double-needle stitching
• Origin
  Fabric sourced in North Carolina; printed in the USA
• Certification
  OEKO-TEX Standard 100 inks and dyes