A tee that behaves like an heirloom — only friendlier.

Somewhere between the cash-app flex and the guy who tips well on principle, there's a specific kind of confidence that talks about money like a joke it's already in on. This shirt is for that person, the one who knows a hundred-dollar bill is mostly paper and prints the eyes anyway.

The torn strip of Franklin staring out over hand-lettered bubble type is doing two jobs at once: it's a punchline and a flex, and it doesn't apologize for either. Wearing it says you're in on the bit, that you'd rather announce the joke than let someone else make it about you. It reads loud from across a room, a little cocky up close, and exactly nobody mistakes it for subtle. That's the point. Purple carries the whole thing at a volume the joke needs, and the torn-edge Franklin strip gives it just enough grit to keep it from feeling like a phone case.

If irony about money isn't your speed, go looking for minimal or classic instead, before this one convinces you to overtip. Purple sits opposite green on the wheel, so it lands well next to a forest green jacket, stone chinos or plain black denim. Underneath the joke is 210 GSM ring-spun cotton, water-based ink cured low so the bubble lettering flexes with the fabric instead of cracking at the fold, and a taped collar that keeps its shape past the first few washes.

Wear it enough and people stop reading it as a joke about money and start reading it as a joke about you, which is the better outcome. Pick your size above.

• Fabric
  100% ring-spun combed cotton, single jersey knit
• Weight
  210 GSM — mid-weight with structured drape
• Fit
  Classic regular fit; runs true to size with a generous shoulder
• Print
  Water-based direct-to-garment, cured at low temperature
• Neckline
  Ribbed crew, reinforced with double-needle stitching
• Origin
  Fabric sourced in North Carolina; printed in the USA
• Certification
  OEKO-TEX Standard 100 inks and dyes