A tee that behaves like an heirloom — only friendlier.

Somebody always steps over the tape. This shirt is for the person who reads DANGER and CAUTION and treats them as a dare rather than an instruction. There is no subtlety in the design and there is not supposed to be: two strips of real barricade tape, crossed like an X, skulls stamped down the white one for anyone who missed the first warning.

Wearing hazard signage on your chest says something specific, and it is not "careful." It says you find warning labels funny, that you have opinions about crime-scene aesthetics, that you would rather be the incident than read about it later. People who grew up taping off backyard construction sites for fun will clock this instantly. People who take safety signage at face value will give it a wide berth, which is arguably the design working as intended.

If you already own everything in black and grey, walk past this one and go find something quiet instead, before it gets you flagged at airport security. The Purple here is stop-sign Purple, printed straight rather than styled, and it holds its own against forest green jackets, black denim, and stone chinos without needing help. The graphic is water-based DTG on 210 GSM cotton, cured low so the tape edges and the crosshatch striping stay crisp instead of cracking the first time you fold it wrong.

Give it a few wears and it stops being a costume-shop joke and starts being the shirt you reach for when you want the room to notice you before you say anything. Pick your size above.

• Fabric
  100% ring-spun combed cotton, single jersey knit
• Weight
  210 GSM — mid-weight with structured drape
• Fit
  Classic regular fit; runs true to size with a generous shoulder
• Print
  Water-based direct-to-garment, cured at low temperature
• Neckline
  Ribbed crew, reinforced with double-needle stitching
• Origin
  Fabric sourced in North Carolina; printed in the USA
• Certification
  OEKO-TEX Standard 100 inks and dyes