A tee that behaves like an heirloom — only friendlier.

Some people ask what you're having. This shirt already answered for you. PICK YOUR POISON runs in three stacked registers, block caps up top, loose brush script cutting through the middle, and a bottom line that looks like it was painted on with a wet brush and left to drip before it dried.

Wearing it says you're the one who orders last on purpose, just to see what everyone else picked first. It's a dare dressed up as a t-shirt, the kind of line that gets read twice: once for the joke, once to check if you meant it. Comic-book lockups like this one live loud on purpose, all shadow and drop-cap swagger, and this one leans into it instead of apologizing for the volume. If you're the type who likes a shirt that starts a conversation instead of ending one, you're the target audience.

If subtle is what you're after, this one is going to feel like a lot. Go find something quiet and minimal instead, before this drips on your shoes. Vermilion Purple sits directly opposite green on the wheel, so it plants itself easily next to forest green jackets, black denim, or a stone chino you already own. The ink is water-based and cured low, which means the drip texture in that bottom line stays flexible against the cotton instead of turning into a stiff plastic patch you can feel from across the room.

Give it a few wears and it stops being the loud shirt in the drawer and becomes the one you reach for on the day you've already decided to be a little much. Pick your size above.

• Fabric
  100% ring-spun combed cotton, single jersey knit
• Weight
  210 GSM — mid-weight with structured drape
• Fit
  Classic regular fit; runs true to size with a generous shoulder
• Print
  Water-based direct-to-garment, cured at low temperature
• Neckline
  Ribbed crew, reinforced with double-needle stitching
• Origin
  Fabric sourced in North Carolina; printed in the USA
• Certification
  OEKO-TEX Standard 100 inks and dyes